Baby Donkey

 
Text Box: alerted and were camped out at the home of the Martins somehow perversely hoping to get a shot of this gigantic baby penis. Would any self-respecting magazine print such a photo? When the demand for the seemingly perverse is out there, no cost will be spared to supply it to the public. The public demands, the public gets it.  No photos were ever taken of Elijah’s enormous penis, and as he got older there was always talk behind his back, which continued all through high school and into college. Boys in the bathroom stalls would nonchalantly sneak a peek at him as they urinated, and the ones who caught a look always left dumbfounded and feeling inadequate in the shadow of Elijah. As time went on, Elijah became a footnote in history and was for the most part left alone by the public. The requests to go on the road as a circus act, do television shows and porno shows had stopped, and no one was happier than Elijah.
At the age of twenty, Elijah was still a virgin. His boyish good looks and easy smile had endeared a few girls to him, but when it came time to have sex, the usual scenario would play out. Elijah would be left standing there with a penis that had now grown another six inches and was as thick as four bananas fused together. The size of it alone would cause women to go into sudden shock when they came face to face with this monstrosity. The constant fear he saw in their eyes made Elijah give up dating and concentrate on his classes. Everything in his lif Text Box: was going along fine until the day he met Doris Malomar. 
Doris was blind from birth, and because of this her senses were acutely sharpened. When she touched you she could feel the vibrations of your heart, and was able to feel your joys, pain and the essence of your soul. On the night Elijah saved Doris from being mowed down by a drunk driver; the second he grasped her hand pulling her to safety, she felt his spirit. It surged through her like the crackling of electricity in a rainstorm. Elijah felt the same stirring, but was unsure how to react to this blind woman who had awakened his deepest passions. She was the most beautiful woman his eyes had ever rested upon, and the urge to wrap her in his arms overwhelmed and confused him both at the same time. That night, he walked her home. Hand in hand they walked like long lost lovers. Every word Elijah spoke sent a jolt to Doris’ heart, and by the time they were at her doorsteps, love had found her for the first time. Elijah wary of getting involved again resisted what he was feeling, but soon would admit that he had fallen for the lovely Doris.
Elijah and Doris were inseparable. She felt the beauty in him that no one else had seen, and because of her, Elijah seemingly blossomed overnight. Elijah knowing first hand the scorn of being different didn’t care at all that Doris was blind.
  Eventually, the night arrived that Elijah had been dreading. He was alone with Text Box: Doris in her apartment in an intimate setting. He feared that though she was blind she too would be repulsed by the abnormality he carried in his pants.  Doris was petrified for other reasons, and had no idea of even how to kiss a man, but she believed that her love for Elijah would make the moment beautiful and nothing else would matter.
The aroma of Rain, a candle scent filled the bedroom.  Overwhelmed by the moment Elijah guided Doris into his waiting kiss, and she felt the magnitude of what was waiting to give her pleasure. A surprising thing happened and for the first time there was no fear. Doris wrapped her right hand around Elijah’s awakened sex and a jolt of energy surged through it as she felt its power.  Touched by how unafraid Doris was of him, Elijah proceeded to disrobe her and the magnificence of her naked beauty was stunning. Into the wee hours of the morning they made love discovering its joys for the first time, and sharing it with someone who could appreciate its initial beauty. Fear had kept the others from seeing Elijah with eyes of kindness, but Doris had seen the beauty that resided in him and embraced it. 
Fear in its most basic form limits us, keeps us from trying anything our mind can’t wrap itself around. Doris knew no such fear. Being blind was the most fearful thing she would ever have to face, and she had overcome that a long time ago.
August 8, 2005
Text Box: Sometimes in this life strange things happen to the wrong people, and the universe can be heard laughing at the absurdity of it all. 
When Elijah was born both the doctor and nurse took one look at him, and the shock that registered on their faces caused his mother to turn her baby around and take a look at him. She too was stunned, and if it hadn’t been for the quick thinking doctor she would’ve dropped him on the floor right on his face. Mrs. Martin fainted when she saw that her beautiful baby boy was blessed or cursed depending on how you looked at it with a twelve-inch penis. His father wasn’t as taken aback. A wry smile could be seen dancing around the corners of his mouth, and any mind reader could tell he was thinking that’s my boy.
News of this gifted baby boy spread through the hospital quicker than a virus through the Internet. In minutes, Baby Elijah was dubbed Baby Donkey.  Nurses, doctors, students and even other patients on their sickbed made their way to the viewing room to take a look at this miracle.  Women could be heard gasping for breath when they got their first look, and men could be heard muttering under their breath, “why him and not me?”  The doctors had no reasonable explanation for this phenomenon, and couldn’t find a single documented case of such a thing ever happening.  They were at a loss and sent Elijah home with his parents to deal with his newfound fame. 
The media had been