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Supposedly
if a guy has big feet that means he has a big dick. If he’s tall and slim he
has a pencil dick and would need at least 5 of them to fill the sharpener. So
the question has to be asked (well it doesn’t have to be, but heh) how can you
tell if a woman has a sweet pussy? Looks
has taught me that’s not merely enough to decipher the sweetness or lack of
it. The litmus test is this: On the
hottest day of the year imagine you’re biting into the most succulent red ripe
plum and with the first bite juices of heaven invade your mouth and this must be
what heaven would feel like; your heart racing and your mind filled the warmth
of this fruit. Now look at her, if she gives you that same sensation, then yes,
the pussy is sweet. ( If this works let me know, thanks) Keeping with that line
of thinking I don’t ever recall seeing of these muscled bound Mr. Universe
posing in the nude because all that weight lifting shit shrinks your dick faster
than a scared turtle that’s drowning. What good are all these muscles if your
dick looks like a thumb…ya.
When
you discover a great book or an artist you had never heard before do you wonder
to yourself how could you be alive all these years and not known that something
so beautiful existed in the world you temporarily occupy? Well, my friends,
that’s how I feel about people who don’t know who JACK BAUER IS…It’s
time you discovered Jack and his cohorts at CTU. I promise you it will be an
hour well spent and when it’s over your heart will be pounding as if you just
had an hour of fantastical sex ( well almost, you get the drift). It’s time to
discover 24 my friends and join the cult.
4-14-06
Do you ever wonder what if this thought I’m having is my last thought of my life? What if you like run out of thoughts? That your brain just said fuck it, I’ve had enough of this thinking shit every single fucking day. I’m not richer for it. I’m under heavy stress everyday so fuck it. No more thinking. Fuck the human I’m inside. He will have to fend for himself. Imagine if your brain said some shit like that? There are some people you look at them and it just seems as if their brain is out to a long long lunch. Nobody lives here. Ah well, laters.