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So
I’m reading one of these ghetto fabulous books lately, Pimp Daddy or Baby
Momma or one those books for some reason I feel embarrassed to be reading them
when I’m on the train because they’re like tantamount to porno most of them
anyway. So I bend the book cover to hide what I’m reading. There was an old
lady sitting next to me recently and she reminded me of Rosa Parks. Now what
would she think of me if she knew I was reading “Thugs And The Women Who Love
Them, Part 2? I would be mortified. These books are the equivalent of today’s
hip hop music on paper. You got your pimps, hoes, drug dealers trying to chase
“paper” as they say. It would seem that most of these books are self-edited
because the inane spelling and punctuation mistakes I find are absolutely
ridiculous. A high school student or any kid with relative common sense can pick
up on these errors. I’ve had my fill for now about reading about the bitches
and niggas ( In my life I’ve never said the word nigga in a casual
conversation. It’s like saying the word fuck in front of my mother, can’t do
it.)
4-13-06
If
you can get an erection from thinking of sex then can your tongue get hard from
eating pussy? Geez…my mother would
be so proud. Actually, I would be mortified if she read that this. I remember
back in high school I was a big soap opera fan and my mom and I would watch All
My Children and General Hospital together, and I remember I used to be sooooo
embarrassed when a kissing scene or a sex scene came on that I would pretend to
be looking around at some invisible shit on the wall. Ahhh the young hot love of
Jenny and Greg, Jessie and Angie, Luke and Laura, circa 1986. When I was fifteen
I was like shit I’m getting old, then 21 I was like fuck I’m old and now
I’m 37 I’m like shit I’m still alive…lol
4-13-06